Christopher D Schmitz
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Dekker Knight has a secret past.
Vivian "Vesuvius" Briggs has a sword and a chip on her shoulder.
Together they run a crew of sanctioned space mercenaries: the Dozen.
During an operation gone wrong, an alien spy steals a seemingly insignificant item: a benign seed found on Ganymede. A secret cult believes it has immense power, perhaps coming from the Garden of Eden itself. If it falls into enemy hands, it could wreak unspeakable evil across the galaxy.
The...
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A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies.
Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork.
Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men's room.
Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton's murder.
You'll love this buddy cop comicomedy, unless you're my mom. If you are my mom, please bring me a hot-pocket. I'm in the basement.
If you love Discworld, Hitchhikers Guide, or Bimbos...
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Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing…
...and a sack full of meth ferrets.
Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel's identity.
What happens at renfest stays at renfest… except for the crabs and nipple piercings.
Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.
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"Is that a fried chicken leg in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
Farnsworth and Diego must complete their most difficult undercover mission yet: infiltrating the Alabama Mafia. Not only does the mob want General Saunder's secret blend of herbs and spices, but they're willing to fry anybody who gets in their way… after rolling them in breadcrumbs and their proprietary blend of seasonings… even their new celebrity spokesman: Nicholas Cage.
There's...
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Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing...
...and a sack full of meth ferrets.
Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel's identity.
What happens at Renfest stays at Renfest... except for the crabs and nipple piercings.
Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.
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A contract killer. A gorgeous victim. And a mystic garden hidden beyond the Winter Court.
Remy Keaton is Aderyn Corff-the Death Bird-and a notorious assassin of the unseelie court. But what the fey don't know is that Remy is a human… and that Remy hates killing. Too bad he's so good at it.
When Remy is forced to track down and murder a beautiful sidhe Lady of the Court whose only crime is being more attractive than Queen Rhagathena, he must ask...
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A devious elder monster allies with the lava elves of the Obsidian Grotto. She promises to provide an elven general with arcane weapons to throw down their dwarven enemies, and also the support of a black magic wielding cult hidden within the Nhur-Gale Forest. General Shedakor assumes that any bargain with such a dark creature would extract a high cost... but can he afford to pay it?
Meanwhile, on the far side of Esfah. An elven hero from the northern...
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When a reluctant Dwarven adventurer undertakes a quest on behalf of his blind father, he accidentally awakens an ancient evil banished ages ago. Now, with dark elves and goblinoid trogs snapping at his heels, Hy'Targ must prevent a powerful lich from reuniting with the ancient bones of his lover. Failure means a new age of darkness will spread across the land.
Prince Hy'Targ of the Irontooth vagha would much rather stay in the library and read about...
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Blood. Elves. And Duels. This is Arcadeax: a mystic land of honor, intrigue, and spellpunk arcana.
A childhood tragedy trapped Remy Keaton in the faewylds with nothing but a blade forged by his need for vengeance. He doesn't remember his human life before that day but long ago learned the harsh ways of the seelie courts.
When Remy rescues the daughter of a wealthy elven merchant from bandits he falls madly in love with her. But a kiss from the elf...
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Dragons & Fire. Dwarves and Magic Axes... and a whole lot of goblins!
Hy'Targ the dwarf and his crew take up the mantle of the Gods'own: the chosen champions of the gods. When Hy'Targ, Varanthl, Mantieth, and Elorall set out to quest after a mysterious relic so that crazed Death cultists cannot retrieve it, the Gods'own finds themselves flung into a much larger adventure than they could have ever foreseen!
Hoping to find the stolen dragonkin belonging...
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Betrayed. Erased. And made an orcish slave.
A human child falls into the hands of a fey warlord with aspirations to the unseelie throne. But when that child learns to fight and grows into a shadow-killer of the faewylds, old grudges flock home to roost.
Remy Keaton's memories of his prior humanity may have been snuffed out, but when the brutal warlord Rhylfelour takes things too far, Remy makes a strange alliance with the Spider Lady, Rhagathena-illegitimate...